Me: I have been so depressed. I don't think I will ever feel normal. It's making me feel horrible. I missed my medicine and remembered it in time for it to not affect anything but Dani recommended I treat it like any medical condition and get a medical alert bracelet because I think I would completely go insane if I went a week off meds. But now I just feel so horrible about having to wear the bracelet.

Daddy: I have emotional problems of my own. In fact I have to get a bracelet of my own, but it will say DNR.

Moral of the story: Don't get in a watermelon seed spitting self pity contests with elderly parents. They win every time.